Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I want to fling myself into the sun
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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