Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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