so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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