whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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