i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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