Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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