do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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