Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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