do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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