When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I have post one night stand depression
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