Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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