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(650): View more from California

I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

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Can I come live with you?

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(509): View more from Washington

They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.

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(734): View more from Michigan

What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(859): View more from Kentucky

When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"

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(989): View more from Michigan

I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.

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