Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
The ass gains better be worth it
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