I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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