Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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