ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
