Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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