hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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