I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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