On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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