he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
