So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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