why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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