dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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