why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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