are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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