Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i now understand why vodka
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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