I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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