She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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