adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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