how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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