If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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