I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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