let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
