I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she looked like the before picture.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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