i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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