Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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