Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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