i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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