there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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