Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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