when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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