I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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