I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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