If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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