That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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