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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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