I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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