Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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