Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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