Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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