The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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