I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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