Your tits are I can't wait for
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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