If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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