The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i dont even know how to be here
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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